Ethan Haymes, are you compensating for something?
The Annual Assassins game has started at Covenant again. This year I am noticing that the girls who play assassins like to be sneaky, carrying small guns and keeping them concealed. The boys, on the other hand, display their guns for all to see, often kept in holsters displayed prominently at waist level or held in an alert, ever-ready pose.
It's like an analogy for something . . . and what does this mean about Mason Wolfe's umbrella?
Posted by linnea at February 7, 2005 11:14 PMI do believe that you just insinuated that:
1. Girls are happy just the way they are.
2. Ethan is not, in fact happy with the way he is.
3. Mason wishes he were uncircumcised.
Impressive.
My question: what about the girls that don't play?
Posted by: Eb at February 8, 2005 1:02 AMMy name is David Katzman and i support eb's comment.
Posted by: katzman at February 8, 2005 1:08 AMThe girls who don't play are opting out, they are afraid of sex. Oh, and I am now playing.
Posted by: linnea at February 8, 2005 1:15 AMWell? WELL? What kind of gun do YOU carry? And how do you carry it?
And why on earth are they letting Mason play? Is he even a student anymore? He was a student at Covenant before I was. Sheesh.
My personal theory is that men have less fashion sense than women. Big guns are rarely attractive unless you're wearing tight pants and your name is Angelina Jolie. Small guns don't throw off the clothing ensemble so much, so ladies use them more frequently. They envy the big guns, but not enough to sacrifice their real mode of compensation: style.
Or not... I wish Mason would read these comments. He would have something fascinating to say.
Posted by: bob at February 8, 2005 8:41 AMBob- by guns are you referring to Angelina Jolie's penis or her breasts? I'm getting a little lost in the analogy. ;-)
Posted by: KornSt@r at February 23, 2005 8:12 PM