Sometimes tax forms just sound like an elaborate game someone made up, or a Chose Your Own Adventure novel:
"If line 22 is over $119,975, or you provided housing to a Midwestern displaced individual, see page 32. Otherwise, multiply $3,500 by the total number of exemptions claimed on line 6d."
"If you can stand on your head enter 1, if anyone else you know can stand on their head longer than you then skip to line 8 and enter 0, unless you can hold your breath for more than 30 seconds. In that case see page 54 and print Form 5555 on waterproof paper."
What the heck. This is why I like taxes, though, they tell you what to do the whole time, it's just a game you play to see how much money you win this year!
Posted by linnea at March 13, 2009 9:01 PMTHAT IS SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!
Posted by: sperlonga at March 16, 2009 9:51 AMTHAT IS SOOOO FUNNNY!!!!!
Posted by: sperlonga at March 16, 2009 9:52 AMOK,where do the comments go?
Posted by: sperlonga at March 16, 2009 9:52 AM